Guy: *during sex* Who’s your daddy??
'Albus Severus Potter. You were named after two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them was a gay. And he was the wisest man I've ever known.'
i don’t play kingdom hearts and i don’t care about context
but for me this is a gif of a chess piece trying to seduce a girl by sensually thrusting its crotch at her and a suave guy in the background wondering why his chess friend can’t just be chill around the ladies
so this is what Kingdom Hearts looks like to outsiders
I have to reblog this too just because it makes me crack up.
Teacher: Please write an assay about things you dislike in schoo-
Humans have spent the last 10,000 years mastering agriculture. But a freak summer storm or bad drought can still mar many a well-planted harvest. Not anymore, says Japanese plant physiologist Shigeharu Shimamura, who has moved industrial-scale farming under the roof.
So this is Eren’s face when he’s in the titan’s tummy
But when you turn it around:
IT LOOKS LIKE WE’D HAVE A FUCKING WEIRD TINY MOUTH AND SHOWING OFF HIS TONGUE I CAN’T BREATH
I AM TERRIFIED RIGHT NOW GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME