illkim:

Guy: *during sex* Who’s your daddy??

Me: 

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                                           Eat & Survive!

Could you imagine Albus Potter coming out to his dad?

eposette:

'Dad, I'm…gay.'

'Albus Severus Potter. You were named after two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them was a gay. And he was the wisest man I've ever known.'

chirusse:

That Butler: Chase

sassy-rivaille:

SnK+GoT AU : Houses [1/2]

House Jeager: Known as people who are loyal, brave and fearless. But if betrayed -  they do not forgive. For the enemies - merciless.
House Ackerman: Known as a house of very skilled warriors. They’re fearless and loyal.
House Arlert: House of great strategists and intelectuals. Brave but not skilled in combat. Quick thinkers and rational people.

febricant:

adhoption:

river-b:

motherfuckinoedipus:

abnels:

memeguy-com:

You win this round cheese

actually that is a rectangle cheese

[oxford comma laughing in the distance]

[vocative comma wondering what oxford comma thinks it’s doing here]

I already reblogged this for the pun but I’m reblogging again for the sick punctuation banter

it’s wild times on tumblr tonight

al-grave:

omgbuglen:

How to use sand to freak people out

I can’t stop thinking about the sculptor finely shaping that ass.

xylune:

hellyeskingdomhearts:

sunshien:

i don’t play kingdom hearts and i don’t care about context

but for me this is a gif of a chess piece trying to seduce a girl by sensually thrusting its crotch at her and a suave guy in the background wondering why his chess friend can’t just be chill around the ladies

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so this is what Kingdom Hearts looks like to outsiders

I have to reblog this too just because it makes me crack up.

simons-blr:

Teacher: Please write an assay about things you dislike in schoo-

Me:image

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gereports:

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Humans have spent the last 10,000 years mastering agriculture. But a freak summer storm or bad drought can still mar many a well-planted harvest. Not anymore, says Japanese plant physiologist Shigeharu Shimamura, who has moved industrial-scale farming under the roof.

makochantachibanana:

naiadnymph:

queen-of-the-mirkwood:

So this is Eren’s face when he’s in the titan’s tummyimage

But when you turn it around:

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IT LOOKS LIKE WE’D HAVE A FUCKING WEIRD TINY MOUTH AND SHOWING OFF HIS TONGUE I CAN’T BREATH

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I AM TERRIFIED RIGHT NOW GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME

lern2speell:

YO i’ve been looking for a good scan of this for like forever god bless

all-things-yumikuri:

mikasa has a bad feeling about the contents of her cauldron